A study has found that the average man is left confused around six times a week by his partner.
Kirsty Oakes, Marketing Manager at Hammonds Furniture, which commissioned the research, said: "For years there have been things men and women struggle to understand about each other.
"So it is no surprise to discover there are still a lot of things about women's behaviour men can't seem to understand.
"And it seems shoes, handbags and clothes leave many men scratching their heads, perhaps because they often have the bare essentials in their wardrobes themselves.
So, here they are. If you have some more, add to the list...lol
Why they say "I have nothing to wear" while standing in front of a full wardrobe
Their mood swings
How shopping is more than just shopping, it's a social event
The time it takes them to get ready
Their ability to hold grudges
How they remember absolutely everything you say
Why they think men are mind readers
Their obsession with shoes
Why a handbag is so heavy and has so much stuff in it
Why a haircut and colour costs so much money
Their obsession with handbags
Why they go to the toilet in pairs
How they can sit in a hairdressers for three hours and not look any different
Hoarding cosmetics and toiletries
Hoarding things
Why they spend ages in a shop but still leave with nothing
Why they talk on the phone so much
Why they're always cold
Why they buy clothes but never wear them
Why buy clothes and try them on at home only to return them later
Why they wear shoes they can't walk in
Why they buy shoes and never wear them
Their love of candles
Why they clean so much when visitors are coming
Why they put extra pillows/cushions on the bed which they don't use when sleeping
What are 'fat days' and 'thin days'
How they can find it so difficult to understand the 'off-side' rule (lol...guilty)
Why they always want to talk about their feelings
Why they buy a salad when out for dinner then eat all your chips
Why they are always on a diet
Why they never go anywhere without makeup
Why they talk about tv characters like they know them personally
Why they have so many different shampoos in the shower
Why they make us empty the bins
Why they spend over an hour styling their hair
Why every pair of shoes matches a handbag
Why they always cry when watching movies
Why they always fall asleep during a film
Why they can't live without chocolate
Why they talk about their outfit for an event weeks in advance
Why they care so much about the laundry being put in the washing basket and not on the floor
Why they wear makeup just to the local shop
Why they cry just for the sake of crying
Why they need to get into their pyjamas as soon as they get home from work (hihihi...guilty again)
Why they wash up immediately after eating
Why they enjoy food shopping.
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